I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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