I must be too annoying 4 u.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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