it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
