As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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