I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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