Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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