I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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