How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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