Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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