On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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