We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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