You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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