How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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