am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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