Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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