How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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