i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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