I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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