i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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