OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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