why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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