i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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