I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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