when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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