Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize