did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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