I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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