i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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