we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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