im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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