no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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