He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
how drunk are you?
Several
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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