i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I think people are normalizing furries
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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