She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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