OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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