? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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