This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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