I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just want nice things and good sex
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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