Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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