Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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