Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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