can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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