Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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