he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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