I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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