who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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