And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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