do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
