lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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