I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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