Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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