Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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