your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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