He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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