on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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