then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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