Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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