Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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